gailsimone:

kellysue:

gailsimone:

btfanboy:

  1. Wakes up
  2. Drinks coffee from her Ct’hthullu mug
  3. Puts on her Sauron helmet
  4. Opens her computer
  5. Goes on Twitter
  6. Trolls on twitter
  7. Makes new enemies (Including Microsoft Vampires 80’s band and the English)
  8. Writes down enemy names on her Death Note*
  9. Leaves Twitter
  10. Goes on…

This is very offensive to me, because I don’t drink coffee. 

Otherwise, pretty fair! 

This is offensive to me: YOU DON’T DRINK COFFEE????

WHAT…?

HOW…?

I —

…I don’t understand those words in that order. 

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,

Kelly Sue 

COFFEE IS TERRIBLE IT SMELLS LIKE ROASTED FARTS AND TASTED LIKE BURNT DIRT.

Sorry, it had to be said.

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thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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plutosqueen:

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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im fucking dying

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gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

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That was horrible for me.

(Source: jellineck)

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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