- Wakes up
- Drinks coffee from her Ct’hthullu mug
- Puts on her Sauron helmet
- Opens her computer
- Goes on Twitter
- Trolls on twitter
- Makes new enemies (Including Microsoft Vampires 80’s band and the English)
- Writes down enemy names on her Death Note*
- Leaves Twitter
- Goes on…
This is very offensive to me, because I don’t drink coffee.
Otherwise, pretty fair!
This is offensive to me: YOU DON’T DRINK COFFEE????
…I don’t understand those words in that order.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,
COFFEE IS TERRIBLE IT SMELLS LIKE ROASTED FARTS AND TASTED LIKE BURNT DIRT.
Sorry, it had to be said.